Sunday, March 18, 2012

Beast Reduction Surgery

Sometimes elective surgery is necessary in order to correct or change one's natural body shape. Fortunately, as I've mentioned before, paper mache is a very forgiving medium.
"Also known as reduction mammalplasty*, beast reduction removes excess beast fat, glandular tissue and skin to achieve a well-proportioned beast size and to alleviate the discomfort associated with overly large beasts."

American Society of Plastic Sturgeons

*This assumes that your creature is a mammal.

My houndeye was suffering from a congenital deformity so I got out my surgical tools and sawed off enough to make her left one more like the right. After applying some new paper mache strips and finishing up she'll be able to appear in public with confidence and a better self-image with no scarring and no one the wiser.

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