Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Tissue Damage

Got an issue? … Have a tissue!
But you'd better be quick about it if you want to make a kleen-exit, or this dispenser may dispense with you!
This hygienic accessory lurks patiently on your end-table waiting for someone to get a sniffle. Perfect for households trying to economize on tissues.

Behold, "The Dispenserator!"
Psst!  Hey, Buddy!  Need a tissue?
Materials: cardboard, paper-mache, cloth and hobby clay, taxidermy eyes.  I really liked the way the eyes turned out - very creepy.

C'mon ... you know you want one!

"You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and... blow."

Time to buy more!